Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Are you a young kidult?


Jeez. It’s annoying being in between. Being neither here nor there. You’re not a kid, but you’re not quite an adult either. Where do you slot yourself?
Don’t bother. They do it for you anyway, right? The adults, grownups, whatever. They decide when you’re a kid, when you’re a ‘mature person’. As and when it’s convenient.
If they feel like disallowing something, you’re a child. Too young to be doing this, not old enough to be watching that, not ready to be going there. “I don’t want you kids parading around alone. Without an adult, that is.” “This movie is completely inappropriate. Give it a few years.” So fine. You’re treated like you’re ten. You can make it work. And then you figure you can’t yell, you can’t throw tantrums, you can’t make unfair demands and pull long a long face and hope to get what you want. Nah. Only kids can get away with that.
You’ve gotta be a “responsible young lady/man”, “set a good example for the younger ones”, “be reasonable, act your age. You’re nearly an adult, no?”  That’s what teenagers do.
Um, but you just like, said the other thing, that I’m too young. That I’m a kid.
“Young adult, ma. Now go keep an eye on your brother for me. I’ll see you in the evening. You can watch TV or something, just don’t watch any violent films, HBO’s been playing a string of ridiculously gory ones this week. God, the way they make action films these days…and just walk Ceaser at four, but don’t stop and talk so much to those boys across the street, baby, they’re quite loutish…”

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